Anyway my plan for last Saturday was to hit a couple of farmer's markets, recruit a couple of helpers, converge on my mom's kitchen and knock out the beets and mangoes. Then I got word that Frog Bottom Farm would have garlic scapes at the St. Stephen's farmer's market! Change of plans! Not knowing if they'd have them again, I had to jump on them. So I'll be pickling mangoes as soon as I post this... So. Run to St. Stephens to get garlic scapes, grab some breakfast at the Boka Tako truck (I had the breakfast quesadilla. YUM!) But for my grand beet scheme I needed really big beets, like 2" diameter at least, and all the beets there were really cute little baby beets. So I couldn't get my beets there. No sweat, I needed to head out to the Manakin Farmer's Market too, since the guy who sharpens my knives, Mr. Leonard's Sharpening Service was out there that day. He alternates between that market and the St. Stephen's market and he is THE BEST!! Your knives will be sharper than the day you bought them! Seriously, take your knives, scissors, lawn implements, whatever to him. He is awesome. I picked up my first local cherry tomatoes of the season, and some elephant garlic scapes at the Manakin Market (OMG YUM!), but alas, no big beets! Time was ticking away, so I gave up and went to Whole Foods.
SCORE!
These things were bigger than softballs! They were exactly what I needed. I got 12 pounds of them. That was like 10 beets. Seriously. I had to boil them for about 25 minutes just to get the skins off.
Then into about 10 pounds of ice in an ice bath.
The skins came off with relative ease. The ones I left in the ice water the longest were a little more ornery. Eventually I got them all naked. I apologize in advance that some of my pix are blurry... You'll get over it.
Then came the part I really needed my assistants for. This is what makes these the coolest beets ever, and explains the name. And also this is what made this process take about four hours longer than normal pickled beets:
I went to my favorite store, Sur La Table, and got these small heart-shaped cookie cutters. I drafted my boyfriend, my mom, and my business partner (YES! Jill Pickles has a real business parter to do this thing for real!) to be my sweatshop workers and cut hearts out of slices from these monster beets! HEART BEETS! It took forever. It started slow:
But soon we had to switch to a larger bowl.
It was super messy. We all looked like we'd been butchering something horrible.
But there was remarkably little waste.
Soon it was time to make the brine. Spices....
Those went into some cider vinegar. I sterilized the jars, then it was time to pack! I put a little secret something in the bottom of each jar. This is blurry on purpose so you won't know what it is... (riiiiiight...)
Then I packed up the jars nice and tight! I'm totally getting better at that. And even packing them as tightly as I could, I still got NINE PINTS of hearts and 5 pints of scraps (yeah, I pickled the scrap bits. They're still going to be super yummy! I'll just eat those myself. Or give them to friends or something. Those were organic Whole Foods beets. I'm not wasting them!)
The end result:
I can't wait to see the look on people's faces when they see these! How perfect to serve these at a wedding? They're going to be sweet and tangy and gorgeous. I'm very excited about these in so many ways! I'd really like to thank my helpers on this project. I could not have done this batch of beets without you guys!!
So yeah, the beets took all night. I went to bed about 1:00 a.m., and didn't get to the garlic scapes. But they were quick and easy and I did them the next day.... I'll post that blog later this weekend. In the meantime, what do you guys think? Pretty neat, huh?